its not stalking. its research.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ladies don't puke and tell
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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