Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Floor bacon is actually really good
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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