White coat. Heels.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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