I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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