My pussy is not your playground.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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