Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
