wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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