Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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