school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Enjoy the penises
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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