it was like eating out sand paper
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Randomize
