in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Your cock deserves a montage
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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