I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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