am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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