new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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