So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He kissed a someone with a penis
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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