just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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