worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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