You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm both gender and math confused
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