You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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