will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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