Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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