Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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