a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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