I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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