i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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