so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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