Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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