My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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