Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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