i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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