just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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