She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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