yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
this hospital has no fireball
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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