I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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