I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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