Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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