well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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