i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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