My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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