okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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