You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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