I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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