She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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