shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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