my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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