I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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