She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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