apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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