I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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