he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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