can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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