I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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