Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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