no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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