Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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