I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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