I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
