why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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